WRAP: Danielle Bisutti from True Jackson, VP

Stu tries to host a clean show (PG-13 at best) with Danielle Bisutti of Nickelodeon’s True Jackson, VP.

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It’s not often that Live! From the Future… hosts a guest who appears in a kid-friendly TV show. Danielle Bisutti, one of the stars of Nickelodeon’s teen fashion sitcom True Jackson, VP, stopped by for a little good clean (mostly clean) fun.

Danielle explains exactly how she’s gonna grab this show.

Stu and John made subtle yet oily suggestive comments about Jessie’s wet hair, acquired from a quick shower after a late encounter at Bar Method.

Jessie shows her patented hair tousling technique. Chat roomers passed out in short order.

Our Host somehow got over the heavy breathing long enough to interview the lovely, kelly green-clad Danielle. We talked about her show, now striding along in its second season – thank you very much – and the production thereof.

Stu and Danielle Bisutti having good clean fun sharing filthy stories. I’M KIDDING! – (it wasn’t fun).

Danielle was born into the business; this self professed “theater geek” had very early memories of live TV, sitting in the studio audience for a taping of Mork and Mindy (Nanu Nanu!) She also loves the Godfather, which was good because, from now on, we bring everyone on by kissing Stu’s ring. See examples A and B.

Danielle “Corleone’s” her way on to the show. R-E-S-P-E-C-T!

Danielle’s been acting professionally for a while, appearing on Two and a Half Men, Dharma and Greg and Without a Trace. On True Jackson, VP, she plays Amanda, a viperish corporate type forever trying to foil the heroine of the title. Our chatties were curious about Danielle’s experience in this and other shows, and saved us from descending further into R-rated murk with good questions about her career. One of the most pertinent ones was, “Will Amanda ever bust out in song?”

Song lovers rejoice – Danielle had some serious pipes.

Danielle is a fine singer. She accompanied John on a new song: “At Least You’re Home By 8:30″ and ”Check It.”

Danielle’s also pretty good at answering quizzes. On the infamous Ikea or Social Networking Site?, our guest nailed most of the 10 questions to take home the magnificent prize (i.e. gratitude for enduring the bit).

Danielle ponders: “Is ‘Nujij’ an Ikea Product or a Social Networking Site?”

Then Danielle also nearly made it through all queries in our one-minute, think-fast Gauntlet, managing to keep her porn star name a secret (inappropriate!) but revealing that she’d rather date Sinatra than Elvis (even if he was the young, skinny Elvis? Really, Danielle?)

John shows his true feeling about LV. Scandal!

Johnny Fulron broadcasts only #1 hits.

Stu and Danielle brought the interview to a close by giving away gifts of intrinsic emotional value such as a book by Stu’s friend and a DVD. On the subject of intrinsic emotional value, Stu also screened a sneak preview of his relentlessly flogged web series,  Hurtling Through Space At An Alarming Rate.

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Clearly, one of these kids knows which camera is on.

After the sneak, Danielle joined John for a special duet of The Fresh’s classic, “Two Buck Chuck”. But again, this was meant to be clean entertainment, so the duo modified the lyrics to sing about the benefits of cheap wine at family Thanksgivings. With that, we managed to once again escape the sharp eye of the Motion Picture Association of America and score only a mild R rating (or PG-13 if you’re optimistic) for this episode.

Will we succeed in doing so next week? Doubtful – our guests include several vampires. Tune in next week for more… we probably won’t be very PG-13 in that one.

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TONIGHT: Director Ti West “The House of the Devil” and “Paranormal Activity’s” Ashley Palmer!

So it’s the bloody time of the year again, the season to dust off the old VHS copy of Halloween and buy lots of candy corn so the evil kids in the neighborhood don’t toilet paper your house. Likewise for us at Live! From the Future… the upcoming spook holiday means one thing – horror horror HORROR and plenty of it. For our guest is (cue minor-chord Gothic pipe organ) a rising star of everyone’s favorite blood-stained genre, film director Ti West.

Ti’s most recent effort is the upcoming The House of the Devil, a 1980s-style (and set) slasher pic that has been receiving positive notices from the horror cognoscenti as an intelligent, well-paced shocker. Not yet 30 years old, Ti already has several film credits as a director, and is currently busy with his next project, The Haunting in Georgia.

Also, Ashley Palmer from Paramount Studios’ hit movie: Paranormal Activity. Asheley began her acting career at age five when she played the title role in a community production of Chicken Little. Since then, she has received a Bachelor of Fine Arts in Acting/Musical Theatre and has captured the attention of audiences on the New York stage, film festivals, and primetime television shows on FOX, HBO, E! and the Style Network.

Rumors that Stu and Jessie will appear in costume with graphically realistic oozing wounds appear at the moment to be unfounded. But you never know, strange things happen on Halloween – we might even be funny! Heh heh. Just a joke Stu, please don’t fire us.

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Wrap: “My Antonio” Antonio Sabato Jr and “Curb’s” Larry Guli!

Reality TV star/Co-Executive Producer, Soap Star, Calvin Klein model and Chef(?) Antonio Sabato Jr. from VH1’s “My Antonio” and Larry Guli of Curb Your Enthusiasm stop by to talk brain teasers, golf, artillery, beautiful women and Italian Meat Sauce!

(*If you want information on Ti West, Director of “The House of the Devil” who is our guest this Tuesday, October 27th at 8PM, check back here by Monday, October 26th.)

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In this special edition of Live! From the Future... (if you’re paying attention, we aired on Friday instead of our usual Tuesday) because both our two guests – Antonio Sabato Jr. and Larry Guli - will have big TV moments coming up tonight, Sunday, October 25th.

First up was Larry, who is quite possibly the first former army artillery officer/ace softball player/investment banker/golf pro to make it in the acting world. As if his former professions hadn’t provided enough challenge and stimulation, Larry decided to go into show business after his retirement. So much for taking it easy in the golden years – Larry’s been busy ever since, playing a recurring role on General Hospital and, most recently, appearing as the latest foil to Larry David in Curb Your Enthusiasm. Larry’s episode will appear tonight at 9PM on HBO!

Actor, Investor, good guy Larry Guli gets uncomfortable when Stu asks him if he wouldn’t mind a casual Greco-Roman wrestling match after the show. The answer was “No!”

Larry’s impressive resume didn’t intimidate Stu, who actually believed he might be able to match wits with MENSA member Larry in a brain teaser contest. We’re too dumb to remember the actual question; regardless, Larry got it correct within seconds while Stu took the better part of several minutes to guess it completely wrong.

The audience figures out the brain teaser minutes, if not hours, before the show’s host

Next up was Antonio, whose big secret will be revealed TONIGHT! -  Sunday night, October 25th at 10PM on VH1. We tried, oh yes we tried, to get him to tell us the winner on “My Antonio” but our guest was too discreet for that (not to mention bound by solid non-disclosure agreements).

Antonio expresses his true feelings about his host in Italian. Luckily, Stu speaks only English and rudimentary Urdu.

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In addition to his current reality effort, Antonio is a veteran actor, appearing in General Hospital (are you sensing a pattern here?) and many other TV shows and movies, the latest being the title role in the crime drama Drifter: Henry Lee Lucas for which he won a Best Actor award at the Beverly Hills Film Festival! He told us about these experiences, as well as his formative years in L.A. (his father, also an actor, moved the family to the U.S. when Antonio was a young man).

Jessie Schneiderman is the winner of our “Best Antonio-baiting Costume” award for the evening. John, a distant second, sulks in the corner.

In fact, Antonio didn’t speak any English at all before arriving on these shores. To prove it, he even gave us a few lines in Italian. Did he actually reveal the name of his new sweetheart from My Antonio during this exchange? Probably not, but we like to fantasize that we got the scoop.

Antonio reverts to English; luckily he didn’t throw any brain teasers Stu’s way

We also talked about our guest’s hobbies, which include a passion for racing cars (and doing so on three continents) gymnastics and, most tastily, cooking. Due to LFTF’s lack of kitchen facilities – the microwave and the barrel of Grapevines in the lobby don’t count – we unfortunately couldn’t get Antonio to give us an on-air demonstration, but he did detail his recipe for genuine Italian meat sauce (which is built from capers, carrots, lots of garlic, olive oil, meat and tomato sauce). As the studio audience, Stu, Fulron and Jessie alternated salivating over the recipe and over Antonio himself, we brought the show to a close.

Buon Appetito from all of us, and see you at the dinner table… uh, the next show (which, by the way, will be on our usual Tuesday evening, in this case October 27).

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Update: Antonio Sabato Jr. from My Antonio this FRIDAY

The Sunday following our next episode, the hit reality show My Antonio will broadcast its finale. Why are we telling you this? Because we’ve got the show’s namesake star, Antonio Sabato Jr., as our guest and we just have to brag about it. We’ll try all sorts of subterfuge and cajoling to get him to reveal his final choice of mate on the show (NOTE: multi-million dollar bribery from the LFTF Swiss bank account and promises to sign Antonio to the lead role in the upcoming John Fulton biopic have failed to dislodge the secret. Any better suggestions will be gratefully received).

Whether we find out or not, we’ll sure have a lot of fun trying. Along the way, Stu, returning to the hosting desk after a one-week absence will have the usual hijinks and fun, and will even challenge Antonio to a push-up contest. Uh, good luck on that one, Stu. Also live and loving it will be the Fulron and Jessie Schneiderman, who strenuously (and almost believably) denies trying out for both My Antonio and that new reality show with Lorenzo Lamas and his kids.

Don’t forget, circus fans, our Antonio show is on a special night – FRIDAY (October 23).

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Jack Stehlin from WEEDS!

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From Showtimes’s WEEDS, actor Jack Stehlin!

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Mr. DEA himself (with a secret) Captain Roy Till aka Jack Stehlin was our guest on Tuesday, June 16th at 8PM on TheStream.TV. Contrary to his character, Jack was laid back, fun and might have even partaken in some “herbal arts” before the show (I’m kidding, he got high after the show. Again, kidding. He got both of us high after the show. Ok, I’m done now. *Jack Stehlin doens’t do drugs and neither do I – Oxycontin isn’t a drug, right?)

(”See Stu, when you massage, start with the shoulders, then work your way down to the ass. Not the other way”.)

We learned a lot this show: That John Fulton is threatening to leave the show (something to do with cats?), how I met Brian on Craigslist, that I believe in marriage for all, legalizing prostitution and (spoiler alert) everybody gets one legal murder per lifetime… who’s with me? Sadly, Jessie Schneiderman’s car broke down, but @JesV did a great job as our IM GIRL!

Lots of bits this show: Some interactive chat-room fun with If I were President, a show-n-tell bit Street Trash with Stu (sex, drugs and polar bears), and John phones it in with six semi-original songs. I got three words for you: John Cougar Mellencamp.

(Johnny “Cougar” Fulron warms up his pipes…)

Then it was time for our featured guest Mr. Jack Stehlin (pronounced Stay-lin). Jack was 100% game for everything – just about the coolest guy I’ve met in a while (sorry Carrot Top). He talked about his Serpico moment, playing college baseball, having a Great-Grandfather in the Circus, working with Al Pacino and obviously putting on a wig, getting naked in a cabinet and yelling on stage (You too? We have so much in common!)

(Jack Stehlin and Stuart Paap discuss acting, Showtimes WEEDS and Tibetan pan flauting.)

We played a game with Jack: Weed Shop or Stoner Band? (listen for John’s killer theme music, courtesy of the Mr. Zany’s Taco Shack in Orlando, Florida), checked in with Wikipedia to see if all the facts written about Jack were true in a segment called WIKI-TTY-FACT!, and last but not least, Jack taught the audience his patented: Jack Stehlin “Slow Burn” Technique!

(Stu prays for good questions while Jack contemplates which chatroom is the most coherent.)

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Weed’s Actor Jack Stehlin is Coming

We are so excited to have Jack Stehlin of Weeds join us on Live! From the Future next Tuesday, June 16th!

In Weeds, Showtime’s hit comedy series about a single mother who makes ends meet by selling marijuana, veteran actor Jack Stehlin co-stars alongside Mary Louise Parker, Elizabeth Perkins and Kevin Nealon as “Captain Roy Till” of the Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA). A role that originated as one scene during Season 2 quickly evolved into a fully realized, dangerous, yet humorously sardonic law man out for revenge. We have now come to discover that Till harbors secrets of his own – his sexuality. Stehlin shared a 2009 Screen Actor’s Guild (SAG) nomination for “Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Comedy Series” and is currently shooting Season 5, which recently premiered on Showtime.

You might be surprised to learn that Stehlin is a descendent of circus trapeze artists, jugglers, and acrobats on one side of his family, and coal miners and minor league ball players on the other side! We will surely have fun with that!

Stehlin began his early career at New York’s Juilliard School, landing a role in Henry VI, Part I with fellow alums Kevin Spacey, and Val Kilmer. In 1983 he founded his own theatre company, Circus Theatricals. He and his wife have produced more than 50 plays in NYC and LA.

Stehlin has guest-starred on countless hit TV series such as Without a Trace, Monk, NCIS., ER, and NYPD Blue. He has also had memorable recurring roles in fan favorites: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, JAG and The Practice.

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Chanel Ryan – bikinis, beer and the Bahamas!

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Welcome our guest, Bikini Model, Chanel Ryan!

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Don’t let anybody ever tell you that trucker speed don’t work, ’cause we loaded up on it by the barrel (kidding, Mom) and brought the party on Tuesday, May 19th at 8PM (exactly!) Even my Mom was on the show and had a PBR (“it’s a little spicy!”).

(Model Chanel Ryan answered a question from the chat room while I wondered if I left my Ford Escort unlocked).

I was slugging some sweet sweet (and personally branded) PBR (which should be called: Paap’s Blue Ribbon). Of course, every show I am joined by “El Rapisto”, Juan Fulton, and he told me that if my hair was running for President – it would get his vote. Usually we are with Jessie Schneiderman, but she was sick We missed you Shcneiderpants! However, Jess V ably filled in.

We also talked about how TheStream.TV is transitioning to Wide Screen as of June 8th, 2009, but John’s biggest concern was: “Am I going to look fatter in widescreen Stu?” “No, just Girthier”. Then John delivered 3 genius songs right on the spot in an-interactive-chat-room-centered-bit called You Supply the Song Title, including “Drunk dialing ex-girlfriends”, “Red Hot Pooper” (About Mexican food) and of course: “Love ran down your leg”

(America’s Son, John Fulton made up 7 new songs in one night – just another night.)

Next, Jeff Trail paid us a visit, then I interviewed candidate #2 for My New Friend; a Mr. Steve Tiezen (who turned out to be candidate #1, Dave Tieck, in disguise). Eventually, I got to speak with the real candidate #2, Octavia Smith, but things did not go too well (Dave and Olivia started dry humping in the lobby).

(Chanel Ryan considered a marriage proposal from a chatroomer named RockLobster35 for about 2 seconds.)

Then, we met bikini model Chanel Ryan! We discussed which coast has Costa Rican drug smugglers (hint: it’s the one near the water), plus, she told us how she’s a vegetarian but still eats at McDonald’s (it’s a technicality). Then we watched some of her Beach Moves in a video clip, we played Bedroom or Kitchen? with some naughty bits, and finally we gave away some (hopefully waterproof) Chanel Ryan playing cards and posters.

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We hart Shane Hartline

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May 5th, 2009!

SNLorBUST.com’s Shane Hartline!

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We strapped on our helmets and did some 4 wheelin’ – in a live-online-comedy-talk-show kind of way. The handsomely attired and vivacious Jessie Schniederman told us the definition of a F.U.P.A. (apparently, it’s not a Sylvester Stallone movie), Juan Fulton (which means John Fulton in English) played the 5 string tonight and I gave everyone a whiff of my musk (er… strike that).

(John and Jessie try to inhale the “contact high” in the room; doesn’t work that way.)

First up, we delivered you some good news: 6 bright spots in the economy! Then we did the chatroom’s favorite new bit: You Supply The Punchline – Star Trek Edition, (even Brian Gramo brought us a punchline from/for the nerds). After that, Jessie showed us her new look: Barcelona-hipster-meets-1976-Pennsylvania-Dutch-Country-Summer-Camp-Cheerleader, and I gave everyone a taste of Nelson, my Dad’s Ecuadorian tennis pro.

(Stu, John and Jessie point to the one pervert on the show – YOU – on the roof of TheStream.TV 2.0 studios)

Next up, I decided to open my life for one more friend in a new bit called: My New Friend. First contestant was Australian Dave Tieck. His entrance was weak, and he is Australian (is that even a country?), and he was boasting a limp handshake… Needless to say, it was not looking good. But then I had him plan our perfect man-date (which involved squash – the sport – not the vegetable), and things were looking up!

(Dave Tieck tries not too hard to become my friend and I survey the results.)

Then, we powered up with 30 seconds of IM names (Someone’s name in the chatroom was: FultonYay), we welcomed Shane Hartline (SNLorBust.com), talked about his new DVD called: Skittin Across America, discussed how he’s giving proceeds to the Chris Farley Foundation, gave away some DVD’s, took some questions for Shane from the chatroom, watched Shane try to talk to an alien (Jessie ruined it), saw the Happy Dog Dance, and rounded out the interview with an improvised scene of Batman (Stu) and The Joker (Shane) arguing over Mexican food.

(Shane considers running out on the show and I grow a hand on my face).

Finally, for all the hardcore fans, we brought out Strictly Platonic! – No sex, unless we do.

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