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Wrap: David Fickas and Brice Beckham from The Iceman Chronicles

We talked Icemen, entertainers named Jack and 1980s sitcoms with our new friends David Fickas and Brice Beckham of the web series The Iceman Chronicles and wholesome family short film Buttf#$%er.

David and BriceWatch this episode or the Iceman will get you. Oooh, kids, that’s scary.  www.thestream.tv

We’ve been doing this live internet TV show thing for a while, so we’re happy when we can bring on guests who are similarly web TV activated. David Fickas and Brice Beckham are longtime collaborators whose web series The Iceman Chronicles is building up a good amount of buzz on the internets.

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Jack shows us how real guitarists play - right handed.

Speaking of a good buzz, our mainstay musical director John Fulton was absent this show – apparently his little “business trip” to Tijuana didn’t go quite as smoothly as planned. What’s the Spanish phrase for “Please allow me to visit the ATM to retrieve my bail money”, by the way? Regardless, he was replaced by his bandmate from the Fresh,  Jack Voorhies. Jack got right into the spirit of things by writing and singing a lovely, heartbreaking ditty that perfectly encapsulated many moments on our show, The Awkward Song”. Were those tears in Jessie’s eyes as she sang harmony on this tune?

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Our esteemed producer LV actually laughs at one of Stu's jokes. We captured this rare and special moment on film.

Despite Jack’s newness and decency in helping us do the show, Stu decided to subject him to a trial by fire. In Live! From the Future terms, this means a round of “You Supply the Set-Up”, in which chat roomers and friends sent in joke set-ups for Jack and Stu to complete. We’re not exactly sure who won this game; we were too busy doubled over laughing at Stu’s attempts to finish the gags. Joke set ups courtesy of: Tom K Video, Tom Clark, Chris Strait, Gary Cannon, and Senor Shutter!

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Stu pitches a sequel to Buttf%$#er. Stu, it's not meant to be a DOCUMENTARY.

Thankfully, we had David and Brice to rescue us. Our guests took us through their long history together, first as schoolmates at USC and later as co-creators of the VH1 series I Hate My 30s. The pair, who split writing, producing, directing and acting tasks, are admirably active in the web sphere. They’ve created the very funny short video Buttfucker in addition to the currently running The Iceman Chronicles, in which David plays a goofy pathologist/veterinarian trying to figure out a puzzling murder.

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David shows everyone his private technique - clearly, Brice is a bit uncomfortable with this.

David plays a smart figuring out type of person on his series, so we somehow thought it’d be appropriate if we gave he and Brice a quiz. This one, in honor of our brave musical fill-in, was entitled “You Don’t Know Jack”, and pitted our guest pair against the esteemed Mr. Voorhies.

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Our guests lose their cool and threaten Stu's life - 3rd time this week, Stu.

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The three guys compete in an intense staring contest. Brice won; he's still gazing at our wall several days later.

The two teams had to compete to identify a particular Jack from a set of clues; the first team/individual to answer won the round. Muddying these waters greatly was Stu, who was a little vague about the rules for calling out the answers. Hand raised? Name shouted? Answer barked? We never really figured it out (”that’s awkwaaaaard…”). Nevertheless, David and Brice took the victory, nailing the final query (”Cracker Jack”) in microseconds. Or at least we think they won; the well-bribed judges are still counting the tally cards and will have an answer “within a few years, we promise”.

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Jack Voorhies, elated as usual. Comedy = tortured souls.

While Jack seethed and thought of vengeful lyrics for an “I Hate Stu” song or double album, we wrapped the show with one of our old standbys, “Strictly Platonic”.  We had several winners in this edition, including a man who was willing to pay “100 Roses” for a nude lap dance (nothing erotic about that, no sir), and a person seeking his “dolphin princess” who naturally must possess “sleek rubbery skin and sonar”. Gosh, that sounds exactly like Jessie! Wow, where would the world of online dating be without us, eh?

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Jessie sends one final text before transforming herself into a sea mammal in order to attract more suitable mates.

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"What, you taped the WHOLE THING? That wasn't in the release form!"

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WRAP: Danielle Bisutti from True Jackson, VP

Stu tries to host a clean show (PG-13 at best) with Danielle Bisutti of Nickelodeon’s True Jackson, VP.

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Maybe it is easy being green. See this episode at www.theStream.tv

It’s not often that Live! From the Future… hosts a guest who appears in a kid-friendly TV show. Danielle Bisutti, one of the stars of Nickelodeon’s teen fashion sitcom True Jackson, VP, stopped by for a little good clean (mostly clean) fun.

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Danielle explains exactly how she’s gonna grab this show.

Stu and John made subtle yet oily suggestive comments about Jessie’s wet hair, acquired from a quick shower after a late encounter at Bar Method.

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Jessie shows her patented hair tousling technique. Chat roomers passed out in short order.

Our Host somehow got over the heavy breathing long enough to interview the lovely, kelly green-clad Danielle. We talked about her show, now striding along in its second season – thank you very much – and the production thereof.

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Stu and Danielle Bisutti having good clean fun sharing filthy stories. I’M KIDDING! – (it wasn’t fun).

Danielle was born into the business; this self professed “theater geek” had very early memories of live TV, sitting in the studio audience for a taping of Mork and Mindy (Nanu Nanu!) She also loves the Godfather, which was good because, from now on, we bring everyone on by kissing Stu’s ring. See examples A and B.

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Danielle “Corleone’s” her way on to the show. R-E-S-P-E-C-T!

Danielle’s been acting professionally for a while, appearing on Two and a Half Men, Dharma and Greg and Without a Trace. On True Jackson, VP, she plays Amanda, a viperish corporate type forever trying to foil the heroine of the title. Our chatties were curious about Danielle’s experience in this and other shows, and saved us from descending further into R-rated murk with good questions about her career. One of the most pertinent ones was, “Will Amanda ever bust out in song?”

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Song lovers rejoice – Danielle had some serious pipes.

Danielle is a fine singer. She accompanied John on a new song: “At Least You’re Home By 8:30″ and ”Check It.”

Danielle’s also pretty good at answering quizzes. On the infamous Ikea or Social Networking Site?, our guest nailed most of the 10 questions to take home the magnificent prize (i.e. gratitude for enduring the bit).

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Danielle ponders: “Is ‘Nujij’ an Ikea Product or a Social Networking Site?”

Then Danielle also nearly made it through all queries in our one-minute, think-fast Gauntlet, managing to keep her porn star name a secret (inappropriate!) but revealing that she’d rather date Sinatra than Elvis (even if he was the young, skinny Elvis? Really, Danielle?)

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John shows his true feeling about LV. Scandal!

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Johnny Fulron broadcasts only #1 hits.

Stu and Danielle brought the interview to a close by giving away gifts of intrinsic emotional value such as a book by Stu’s friend and a DVD. On the subject of intrinsic emotional value, Stu also screened a sneak preview of his relentlessly flogged web series,  Hurtling Through Space At An Alarming Rate.

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Clearly, one of these kids knows which camera is on.

After the sneak, Danielle joined John for a special duet of The Fresh’s classic, “Two Buck Chuck”. But again, this was meant to be clean entertainment, so the duo modified the lyrics to sing about the benefits of cheap wine at family Thanksgivings. With that, we managed to once again escape the sharp eye of the Motion Picture Association of America and score only a mild R rating (or PG-13 if you’re optimistic) for this episode.

Will we succeed in doing so next week? Doubtful – our guests include several vampires. Tune in next week for more… we probably won’t be very PG-13 in that one.

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WRAP: Mitch Fatel and Gary Cannon!

Tuesday, November 10 2009 – we were drenched in comedy and biological fluids with standups Mitch Fatel and Gary Cannon.

MitchFeast your eyes – and other organs – on this episode at www.theStream.tv

This episode’s recurring theme was comedy comedy COMEDY, as we hosted the dangerous twin-barreled standup tandem of Mitch Fatel and Gary Cannon.

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Mitch.Gary.Lauging(Had we been drinking, someone would have gotten seriously hurt)

Before our esteemed guests took their chairs, we read a letter from one viewer in Florida, who asked why, oh why, does Stu find it necessary to mock and insult that great state’s capitol city, Tallahassee? Nothing personal, Anonymous Letter Writer, Stu just hates the place with an unreasonable and bitter passion.

John.JessieJohn and Jessie warm up their pipes… and their vocal chords.

On a more positive note, the second episode of the Stu-starring web series Hurtling Through Space At An Alarming Rate has debuted, and our Host tried to prove it by showing a clip from the webisode. Which would have been a lot of fun, except the clip got truncated at about the 1.3 second mark.

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Check out a new episode every Monday on Babelgum.com/htsaaar) (*Note: Stu wrote the November 16th episode – The Planet of eventually exploding timebombs of calamitous proportions)

Back here in sunny, gulag-free Los Angeles, Mitch arrived with a whole bunch of swag, namely DVDs and CDs of his appearances.

Mitch.SigningLVMitch signing the DVD’s and CD’s for the guy who won: 4 guys named Stuart; uncanny!

He also arrived with a special lodging request – permission to fall asleep on Jessie’s lady business.

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Mitch, proving that this “genital-sleeping clause” is actually in Mitch’s contract.

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Mitch, demonstrating his sleeping technique on Gary Cannon’s “hand-gina”


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Payoff: Mitch, finally making good on his end of the bargain to sleep where babies are made. Jessie, happily obliges. Team player, Jessie!

In addition to helping Mitch satisfy the Jessie request, we also extracted a few juicy road stories from the ever-touring comedians, such as the time Mitch heroically accepted a sloppy seconds BEEJ in a San Jose green room.

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Mitch explains exactly how the accommodating young San Jose resident replaced her tongue ring after personally thanking both Gary and Mitch for a good show. Ah, the road.

John Fulton was on fire this night, playing so fast, he literally became a blur.

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John Fulton played in the band “Blur” in the 90’s.

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Gary, Mitch, Stu and the multi-talented Jared Greenhouse discuss the gay porn they will shoot – “Blazing Saddle Rash”

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Producer Lauren “LV” Valdez takes a moment to reflect on life; courtesy of Newsweek and Maxim.

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A rare behind the scenes look at the studio – that’s Brian Gramo’s hat in the bottom left, Producer LV, Stu and Jared Greenhouse. Great times!

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Next Tuesday, November 17th: Filmmaker Ryan Combs!

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Wrap: Lisa Jay, Crystle Lightning and Derek Miller!

3 guests, 2 hot women, 1 funny dude… and a stripper pole!

From “TEASE”, a new show on 15 Gigs, (which is the digital arm of Fox Television Studios), we welcomed, Lisa Jay and Crystle Lightning!.

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With Lisa Jay (pink) and Crystle Lightning (black and gold) from “Tease”. I feel short.

Also, from “Secret Girlfriend”, a brand new show on Comedy CentralDerek Miller!

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“Oh, when it’s soft, it’s probably about this big.”

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Johnny Fulron and Jessie Eh-Schneiderpants decide which song to butcher...er cover.
Johnny Fulron and Jessie Eh-Schneiderpants decide which song to butcher…er cover.
The studio, before we go LIVE; the future crime scene.
The studio, before we go LIVE – everyone’s here! Even Brian Gramo! Hey, where’s Chloe?

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Derek Miller tell Stu what he'll do to him... no wait, what he wants Stu to do TO him. Long night.
Derek Miller tell Stu what he’ll do to him… no wait, what he wants Stu to do TO him.
Derek Miller hangs out after his appearance. It took us 2 hours, a bottle of vermouth and a security guard to get him out of the studio.
Derek Miller hangs out – it took us 2 hours, a bottle of vermouth and a security guard to get him out of the studio.

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Lisa Jay drinks EVO to get ready for serious power yoga moves.
Lisa Jay drinks EVO (drinkevo.com) to get ready for her serious power yoga moves.
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Lisa Jay having a moment on “LIVE! From the future… See her website at LisaJay.com
Lisa Jay shows Jessie some of the moves she learned from John and Stu. You're welcome.
Lisa Jay shows Jessie some of the moves they learned from John and Stu. Ladies… you’re welcome!

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Crystle Lightning smiles even though she stole my birth name.
Crystle Lightning smiles even though she knows she stole my birth name.
Crystle shows how she reacts when most guys ask her out. (Disclaimer: *She's actually very sweet and would never react like that unless your name is John Fulton.)
Crystle demonstrates how she reacts when most guys ask her out. (Disclaimer: *She’s actually very sweet and would never react like that… unless your name is John Fulton.)
Jessie, ready at the message board; LV hard at work and John Fulton, looking pretty.
Jessie, ready at the message board; LV hard at work and John Fulton, looking pretty.
Sticking out head through cutouts at the L.A. County Fair! Yee Haw!!!
At the Pussy Cat Doll tryouts. 3 of us didn’t make the cut. Guess which 3.
Jessie, making good money, at TheStream.TV studios.
Jessie, applying what she learned from “Tease” on LIVE! From the future…

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An Octo-Striptease; Crystle Lightning puckers up.
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Derek Miller plays “air keyboard” and Stu supports him on “desk bongos”.

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Upcoming: Crystle Lightning and Lisa Jay of Fox’s TEASE and Derek Miller from Secret Girlfriend.

This Tuesday, October 6th we are hosting a threesome of fabulous guests.  If you thought last week was heating up, with The State of Law losing his pants, we thought we would one up ourselves for our loyal fans (hey Telemundo).  All I know is that Stu called me inquiring about a stripper pole…

Joining us from the new Fox pilot and web series Tease, we have Lisa Jay and Crystle Lea Lightning. This original dramedy gives us an inside look at the exotic dancing profession, with Lisa Jay playing Marie, the newbie to the strip club, learning rapidly from the pros like Crystle Lea Lightning.

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Crystle Lea Lightning, not to be confused with the 5-calorie drink, is a First Nations actress and model.  For those die hard fans of the 3 Ninjas movie series (i.e. my sister) you know her as “Jo” in the 1995 movie 3 Ninjas Knuckle Up. In 2005, she played “Chloe” in the American Pie presents: Band Camp. Her most notable role is her portrayal of soldier Lori Piestewa in Saving Jessica Lynch.

Lisa Jay has been around from Buffy the Vampire Slayer to Everybody Hates Chris. She stars in an upcoming feature film Spring Break ’83, alongside John Goodman and Joey Pantoliano.  When not lighting up the big screen, Lisa participates in humanitarian efforts with the non-profit organization No Kidding, Me Too that works to remove social stigmas related to brain dis-ease.

That is not all folks, we also have Derek Miller from Comedy Central’s Secret Girlfriend premiering Oct. 7th at 10:30pm.   This guy is no stranger to the industry with appearances in Scrubs, Mad TV, and Comedy Central’s Crossballs. Derek was also the creator and star in Fremantle’s hit web series, Every Hipster and Atomic Zoo. You can catch him performing regularly in the critically-acclaimed IO West improvised musical, Opening Night.

The studio is pretty much going to be at maximum capacity once we squeeze in everyone and Stu’s big head.  Don’t miss out.  We promise there is a lil’ sumtin’ sumtin’ for everyone.

If you have any questions for Crystle Lea Lightning, Lisa Jay, or Derek Miller, drop ‘em here!

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Wrap: 3 years, 2 bands, 1 surprise guest AND no pants!

3 year ANNIVERSARY SHOW!

Usually, we write up witty fun and long-winded recaps of the show but this week, we have so many killer pics from Producer LV, here’s what you need to know:

We drank beer, The Fresh killed it, we had a special guest, we hung out with the chat rooms, Rapsmith and the State of Law did 2 fresh jamz, (so fresh, The State of Law lost his pants), and Schneiderpants was rocking her sweet sweet jewbs.

Enjoy the photos and see you next week!!!

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Rapsmith (hat) mics up two nutty surprise guests.

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The Fresh killing it LIVE! with “American Beaver”

(Buy The Fresh’s “The Self Titled Debut Album” HERE)

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Surprise guest Zach “got any more beers?” Pollard; he was our first guest ever.


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Jessie Schneiderman in stereo.


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Producer LV does her best Fruit of the Loom impression.

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show-gasm.

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“Hey, guy who wrote The Notebook: This is what real love looks like.”

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(L – R) Voorhees, Deano and Kurt Morgan. Guess which one has herpes… That’s right; all of them.

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Rapsmith (Maddogin’), State of Law (Stripper-coppin’) and Stu (Mc Douche facin’).

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LIVE! From the future… beer. Guaranteed to get you drunk and pregnant.

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The Fresh and Stu make their O-face.

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I wonder what Jared wants to do…

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Behind the Show with Lauren

Fun with Wigs

Working HardI am the new Lauren (replacing the amazing ex-producer Lauren “lightning bolt” Magistro) also know as LV.  I joined the Dream Team in September when I was kidnapped by Lightning Bolt and ended up at a production meeting.  The events of the night were hazy, but there was pizza so I stuck around.

For the past few months, I have been trying to live up to the name Lauren around here, and bring more awesomeness to the show (if its even possible…right).  I hope you guys have been enjoying our renewed right to give out free swag.

I will be posting randomly about what is happening behind-the-scenes, what new hair products Stu is using, ideas for upcoming shows, etc. I know all you viewers are very vocal, and I want to hear from you!  We appreciate all your feedback and input on our show and that is what makes us amazing.  You can email me at lv@livefromthefuture.com or twitter @lovingLV.

Enjoy a little taste of what goes on behind the scenes at Live! From the Future. We met up on one of the show’s breaks to film some hilarious footage for upcoming bits. I had my trusty camera rolling to capture some quality moments. Our writers made me crack up with the bald cap and beard. I hope John doesn’t kill me for posting this.

Leave comments if you enjoy seeing stuff like this! I’m gonna try to post Behind the Scenes videos as often as I can.

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