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After a fun show with John Fulton substituting in the host’s chair, we’re gonna get even funner with the return of Stu to said piece of furniture. We have a single guest for our upcoming episode, but what a guest – Antonio Sabato Jr., from VH1’s hot reality show My Antonio.
In My Antonio, set on the Big Island in Hawaii, the titular actor has to whittle a crop of 14 lovely women down to one single mate. Gosh, some guys have the toughest jobs. The first season of the show is currently airing. In addition to his Hawaiian adventure, Antonio is a veteran actor who has logged many hours in front of the camera. Among his notable roles is Dante Damiano on the durable CBS soap opera The Bold and the Beautiful. He previously got soapy for several years as a cast member of General Hospital, later reprising his character in the spinoff series General Hospital: Night Shift. In addition, he has played recurring characters and made guest appearances on many top TV shows, including the original Melrose Place, NCIS, Charmed and Ally McBeal. His movie resume is similarly crowded, and Antonio has also occupied the producer’s chair on more than one filmic effort. Now if all of the above doesn’t qualify a man to win the heart of a beautiful female on a Hawaiian island, I don’t know what does.
Speaking of beautiful women, Stu… uh, whoops, I don’t think he wants that cross-dressing lounge singer secret to get out quite yet… anyway, Stu will be brandishing a fresh Canadian tan after his working break in the Great White North and will be primed and ready to resume his hosting duties. John Fulton will return to the music director chair while covetously eyeballing the host’s chair, and Jessie Schnooterman, complete with her patented Jewbs, will hold down the IM unit. Needless to say, we’ll also feature the usual menu of gags n’ games and interview fun.
See you online for the festivities, but don’t forget, this one airs on a special night – Friday, to be exact (that’s October 23 for you calendar-heads).
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John Fulton guest hosts! We survive (and even thrive) with guests Zoë Roché and Matt Zane.
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So the dust has settled, the weapons have been put away, the lawyers have drafted their initial settlement agreements and all in all, John Fulton’s first bout of substitute hosting Live! From the Future… went shockingly well. Nevertheless, the ghostly presence of Stu, steaming with near-psychotic jealousy, attempted to sabotage the effort by invading the studio and breaking the D string on John’s guitar. Our brave host for the evening was undeterred, however, and rolled on with the show with the help of the ever-vivacious Jessie Schneiderpants and our new friend Zach Johnson, who held the co-hosting job for the evening.
Now what kind of self-respecting Tamagotchee wouldn’t love a songwriter like Zoë?
After a very convincing series of opening bits – which included a five-point rundown of why he was better qualified to host the show than Stu – John welcomed his first guest, the lovely songstress Zoë Roché. Zoë has been in the musicologist business for a looooong time, and is one of the youngest songwriters ever to get credit for music composition in a feature film. These days, she’s half of the rock/electronica duo Looner with her husband Angel. She visited us at the very end of Looner’s 2009 tour, which covered 31 cities throughout these United States. In her interview, she detailed her love for the band’s tour vehicle, the “SUV-marine”, told us about the inspiration for their song “I Love My Tamagotchee!”, and welcomed Angel to the interview floor for a interrogation question or two from John.
Matt straps on a meat hook… uh, lav mike … to tell us about music, porn and yoga.
Next up was musician/author/ex-pornographer Matt Zane. John showed a disturbing fascination with Matt’s funky new haircut, but also managed somehow to ask him more legitimate questions. Among these were a set of queries about Matt’s propensity to sing live with his band Society 1 while suspended from meat hooks thrust deep into his back (and we showed the video to prove it). As if that wasn’t interesting enough, we also delved into a discussion of Matt’s recent writing activities, namely his “moral self-help book”, Doctrines of the Infernal Process. For those that like a little yoga to go along with their 21st century Satanism, we also displayed a series of pictures showing Matt bending into painful-looking yoga positions.
Zach, as contemplative and philosophical as John isn’t.
Our interviews concluded, John took the show to the finish line in an awe-inspiring display of his deep inferiority complex rousing rendition of his exit theme song for the night, the disarmingly modest “I Was the Host With the Most”.
Zoë, John and Angel react to the news that Stu is returning next week, hell bent for revenge.
We’ll leave Stu and John to argue and axe-fight it out over who’s the better host for the show. In the meantime, we’re getting ready for our next guest, reality TV star Antonio Sabato Jr. He’ll be discussing the upcoming finale of his dating reality show My Antonio with Stu, who returns to host in this special LFTF to be broadcast on a different than normal date for us – Friday, specifically October 23.
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2x Guests: From Cartoon Network’s Ben 10: Alien Swarm, it’s Galadriel Stineman, and from the upcoming sci-fi thriller Surrogates, say hello to James Francis Ginty!
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Tuesday night: You can double the flavor and triple the fun (how’s that math?). First up was the lovely, well-composed and exceptionally athletically/mentally adept actor Galadriel Stineman, starring in the new live action Cartoon Network movie Ben 10: Alien Swarm, followed by the cantankerous bundle of joy (all said lovingly, James) that is fellow thespian James Francis Ginty, starring in the new Bruce Willis movie Surrogates.
Galadriel Stineman’s life-like surrogate tried to sub in for the real Galadriel Stineman on LIVE! From the future…
Alcohol shortages prevent us from also doubling the number of Stu’s on-air companions, but that’s just fine as John Fulton and Jessie Schneiderman continue to be in rare (read: semi-sober) form.
Stu unzips his pants live on the air.
We kicked off the show with an Emmy-themed round of that old chat room chestnut, You Supply the Punchline. I’m not saying that the responses we got were unfunny – but punchlines really should be HUMOROUS.
Then, on with Galadriel (Gah-LAY-dree-el), a busy actor soon to appear in both the upcoming Cartoon Network movie Ben 10: Alien Swarm, and the soon-to-be released horror thriller Junkyard Dog. This didn’t stop Stu from subjecting her to Message Board Mayhem, a free-for-all Q&A from the (you guessed it) Message Boards. Galadriel gave it back by participating in LFTF’s public service educational segment, I Learnt It on Da Stream.TV, in which she demonstrated how to draw a cartoon monkey in less than half a minute.
Two of Galadriel’s less obvious talents were exposed in Useless Skills – with Galadriel Stineman, as she recited the alphabet backwards while working a hula hoop. – it was pure uncut entertainment gold!
James Francis Ginty from Surrogates looks for an exit route as the interview goes down in a flame of horrors.
Next on the guest docket was James Francis Ginty, fresh from playing one of the main roles in the upcoming Bruce Willis sci-fi mystery Surrogates. James not only held up to Stu’s relentless grilling, he nearly achieved victory in our first quiz: Ballerina or Robot? (Given that he’s actually been both…)
James’s first major-movie role was as a Russian sailor in K19: Widowmaker (improbably starring Harrison Ford), so we decided to play Evil Russian: I Miss You Cold War, which probably takes the grand prize for most convoluted LFTF quiz title. It could probably do well in the most confounding sweepstakes too, since James – as well as the chat room – couldn’t name the movies that featured villainous Reds such as Rosa Klebb (From Russia With Love) and Irina Spalko (Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull).
James Francis Ginty (former Julliard whiz kid), shows us how to do a pirouette – mayhem ensued.
Following that, the chat room prodded James into showing us a cool move from his ballet student days – a pirouette that we counted as his contribution to the Useless Skills with… segment. We capped the night with a lightning round of 60 Seconds, wherein James revealed his porn star name and gave the title of his potential novel (Yo!), which coincidentally is also to be the epitaph on his tombstone.
Galadriel nearly collapses after we subject her to an intensive hula hoop routine, while Stu takes a power nap.
With that, we shut the tomb on a lively edition of LFTF. Next week promises to be even livelier, as it’ll be the third anniversary of our show. The booze will be flowing as will the guest list, which features some of the top visitors from the first few years of the show. Join us for the extravaganza and help Stu, Fulron and Jessie celebrate it the right way – by getting drunk and making lewd suggestions on the message boards. Yo!
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Galadriel Stineman laughs, but not at Stu’s horrible silent Rocky impression.
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From Showtimes’s WEEDS, actor Jack Stehlin!
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Mr. DEA himself (with a secret) Captain Roy Till aka Jack Stehlin was our guest on Tuesday, June 16th at 8PM on TheStream.TV. Contrary to his character, Jack was laid back, fun and might have even partaken in some “herbal arts” before the show (I’m kidding, he got high after the show. Again, kidding. He got both of us high after the show. Ok, I’m done now. *Jack Stehlin doens’t do drugs and neither do I – Oxycontin isn’t a drug, right?)
(”See Stu, when you massage, start with the shoulders, then work your way down to the ass. Not the other way”.)
We learned a lot this show: That John Fulton is threatening to leave the show (something to do with cats?), how I met Brian on Craigslist, that I believe in marriage for all, legalizing prostitution and (spoiler alert) everybody gets one legal murder per lifetime… who’s with me? Sadly, Jessie Schneiderman’s car broke down, but @JesV did a great job as our IM GIRL!
Lots of bits this show: Some interactive chat-room fun with If I were President, a show-n-tell bit Street Trash with Stu (sex, drugs and polar bears), and John phones it in with six semi-original songs. I got three words for you: John Cougar Mellencamp.
(Johnny “Cougar” Fulron warms up his pipes…)
Then it was time for our featured guest Mr. Jack Stehlin (pronounced Stay-lin). Jack was 100% game for everything – just about the coolest guy I’ve met in a while (sorry Carrot Top). He talked about his Serpico moment, playing college baseball, having a Great-Grandfather in the Circus, working with Al Pacino and obviously putting on a wig, getting naked in a cabinet and yelling on stage (You too? We have so much in common!)
(Jack Stehlin and Stuart Paap discuss acting, Showtimes WEEDS and Tibetan pan flauting.)
We played a game with Jack: Weed Shop or Stoner Band? (listen for John’s killer theme music, courtesy of the Mr. Zany’s Taco Shack in Orlando, Florida), checked in with Wikipedia to see if all the facts written about Jack were true in a segment called WIKI-TTY-FACT!, and last but not least, Jack taught the audience his patented: Jack Stehlin “Slow Burn” Technique!
(Stu prays for good questions while Jack contemplates which chatroom is the most coherent.)
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Welcome our guest, Bikini Model, Chanel Ryan!
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Don’t let anybody ever tell you that trucker speed don’t work, ’cause we loaded up on it by the barrel (kidding, Mom) and brought the party on Tuesday, May 19th at 8PM (exactly!) Even my Mom was on the show and had a PBR (“it’s a little spicy!”).
(Model Chanel Ryan answered a question from the chat room while I wondered if I left my Ford Escort unlocked).
I was slugging some sweet sweet (and personally branded) PBR (which should be called: Paap’s Blue Ribbon). Of course, every show I am joined by “El Rapisto”, Juan Fulton, and he told me that if my hair was running for President – it would get his vote. Usually we are with Jessie Schneiderman, but she was sick 
We missed you Shcneiderpants! However, Jess V ably filled in.
We also talked about how TheStream.TV is transitioning to Wide Screen as of June 8th, 2009, but John’s biggest concern was: “Am I going to look fatter in widescreen Stu?” “No, just Girthier”. Then John delivered 3 genius songs right on the spot in an-interactive-chat-room-centered-bit called You Supply the Song Title, including “Drunk dialing ex-girlfriends”, “Red Hot Pooper” (About Mexican food) and of course: “Love ran down your leg”
(America’s Son, John Fulton made up 7 new songs in one night – just another night.)
Next, Jeff Trail paid us a visit, then I interviewed candidate #2 for My New Friend; a Mr. Steve Tiezen (who turned out to be candidate #1, Dave Tieck, in disguise). Eventually, I got to speak with the real candidate #2, Octavia Smith, but things did not go too well (Dave and Olivia started dry humping in the lobby).
(Chanel Ryan considered a marriage proposal from a chatroomer named RockLobster35 for about 2 seconds.)
Then, we met bikini model Chanel Ryan! We discussed which coast has Costa Rican drug smugglers (hint: it’s the one near the water), plus, she told us how she’s a vegetarian but still eats at McDonald’s (it’s a technicality). Then we watched some of her Beach Moves in a video clip, we played Bedroom or Kitchen? with some naughty bits, and finally we gave away some (hopefully waterproof) Chanel Ryan playing cards and posters.
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May 5th, 2009!
SNLorBUST.com’s Shane Hartline!
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We strapped on our helmets and did some 4 wheelin’ – in a live-online-comedy-talk-show kind of way. The handsomely attired and vivacious Jessie Schniederman told us the definition of a F.U.P.A. (apparently, it’s not a Sylvester Stallone movie), Juan Fulton (which means John Fulton in English) played the 5 string tonight and I gave everyone a whiff of my musk (er… strike that).
(John and Jessie try to inhale the “contact high” in the room; doesn’t work that way.)
First up, we delivered you some good news: 6 bright spots in the economy! Then we did the chatroom’s favorite new bit: You Supply The Punchline – Star Trek Edition, (even Brian Gramo brought us a punchline from/for the nerds). After that, Jessie showed us her new look: Barcelona-hipster-meets-1976-Pennsylvania-Dutch-Country-Summer-Camp-Cheerleader, and I gave everyone a taste of Nelson, my Dad’s Ecuadorian tennis pro.
(Stu, John and Jessie point to the one pervert on the show – YOU – on the roof of TheStream.TV 2.0 studios)
Next up, I decided to open my life for one more friend in a new bit called: My New Friend. First contestant was Australian Dave Tieck. His entrance was weak, and he is Australian (is that even a country?), and he was boasting a limp handshake… Needless to say, it was not looking good. But then I had him plan our perfect man-date (which involved squash – the sport – not the vegetable), and things were looking up!
(Dave Tieck tries not too hard to become my friend and I survey the results.)
Then, we powered up with 30 seconds of IM names (Someone’s name in the chatroom was: FultonYay), we welcomed Shane Hartline (SNLorBust.com), talked about his new DVD called: Skittin Across America, discussed how he’s giving proceeds to the Chris Farley Foundation, gave away some DVD’s, took some questions for Shane from the chatroom, watched Shane try to talk to an alien (Jessie ruined it), saw the Happy Dog Dance, and rounded out the interview with an improvised scene of Batman (Stu) and The Joker (Shane) arguing over Mexican food.
(Shane considers running out on the show and I grow a hand on my face).
Finally, for all the hardcore fans, we brought out Strictly Platonic! – No sex, unless we do.
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