Wrap: Kristen Renton from FX’s Sons of Anarchy!

Kristen Renton from Sons of Anarchy gives us everything and more. What a gamer!

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After a one-month hiatus spent training hard and popping steroids to build grotesque levels of muscle mass, the wrecking crew that is LIVE! From the Future… stepped back into the ring. Weighing in at 200 pounds, minus the codpiece, was Stu, Jessie Schneiderman – who moonlights as a Scandinavian turntablist DJ Schnooterman – and Tampa Bay’s #2 Oldsmobile saleman, John Fulton.

(America’s second favorite novelty act (behind the Bacon Brothers) is LFTF’s own 9 inches. See them on tour this fall with Sandusky, Ohio’s own “Wildcat”, a band dedicated to a football play.)

Following a brief on-set romance between John and Stu (it didn’t work out… or did it?), we finally got a nice look at Jesse’s new set… her studio set, you pervs. But she does have sweet sweet jewbs; this, we all know.

The several new backdrops, the new Tri-Caster studio… all ideal for hosting a classy guest like actor Kristen Renton from FX’s hit show: Sons of Anarchy. We not only got the skinny on her career and her current project, we grilled her in a series of quizzes. Since she plays a porn actor and has Danish ancestry, we thought it only fitting to start with America’s #1 family fun game, Danish Porn Star or Member of Parliament?

Kristen reacts with pure unadulterated joy when learning she will be the one and only contestant on “Danish Porn Star or Member of Parliament?”

For those of you scoring at home, smart Kristen was a perfect six for six, even guessing correctly that the immortal Lars Rasmussen is not, in fact, known for his coitus impressivius. Actually, he’s the country’s Prime Minister.

Next up was a rapid-fire set of chat room questions Kristen had to answer truthfully in the space of sixty seconds. The grilling didn’t stop there – we played Tampa Bay Trivia, all about her beloved sports teams. She stumbled a bit here and there, but honestly, I didn’t even know Tampa Bay was a real place until last year when their baseball squadron apparently made the World Series? Wha???

Kristen did better with LFTF’s famous Ultimate Tomboy Test, passing with a robust score – proving without a doubt – she is a Tomboy. I mean, come on she even admitting to lighting her own farts on fire and peeing outside (not on the same day.) Look at her – who wouldn’t love this girl?

“Kristen, I get that you like to pee outside, but did you have to do it on my car as I was getting out of it?”

Nextly, we mined the depths of chat room wisdom to come up with Instant Action Movies. Details aside, we figured out her next vehicle: Firefarter, a woman who can solve crime and save the world with her ability to shoot flaming farts. I think Soderbergh should direct.

As if this finely wrapped bundle of entertainment wasn’t enough, we finished with a round of Come Again? in which ex-soap stars like Kristen have to act and emote their way through a line or two of dialogue.

Kristen hangs tough through 50 minutes of uncut weirdness, trivia and chatroom come-ons.

Batteries? Octo-mom? Tampa frickin’ Bay? Boy, did this show veer in bizarre directions. Stu and John finally brought it to a close before it could veer any further.

Next week we’ll probably veer even weirdlier with a new guest, Galadriel Stineman from Cartoon Network’s upcoming Ben 10: Alien Storm. Check out the Message Boards for her show HERE. See ya then.

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Wrap: HGTV’s Suzanne Whang Spider-Man’s Josh Keaton!

Double Guests: From HGTV’s HouseHunters, it’s Suzanne Whang, and from Disney’s Spectacular Spider-Man , we welcome Josh Keaton!

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We was REAL excited y’all for the one month anniversary of the fourth of July – Happy August 4^th! Stu celebrated the three things that any half-Canadian loves about Amuricah 1) Guns 2) Suds and 3) Jugs! God Bless the US of/and A!

(Stu, Suzanne and Josh hang with the chat room about obscure sexual practices. “He reached around to find a rusty trombone in his dirty Sanchez?”)

The festive atmosphere (almost) carried over into our kick off bit; a surprise visit from Jeff Trail: Mid-Level Warehouse Manager. Next was a new edition of the recurring classic You Supply the Punchline, which thanks straddled the razor’s edge of topicality. Joke setups were pitched and the chat room made mighty efforts to, yes, supply the punchline. Somehow, Monica Lewinsky’s eggs, juvenile diabetes and Dakota Fanning all made it into the chat room’s gags. Jessie was underwhelmed. “I just want to make sure you guys are clear on what a joke is”. Me too, Schneids.

@johnfulron then took us on a photographic tour of his experience, such as he could remember, of the recent Phish show at Red Rocks Amphitheatre in Gone Phishin’. John’s memory might be hazy but the pictures ere clear, especially the one of the 40,000 bearded 30-somethings with football jerseys and the five girls there (cleary the designated drivers/deluded college GF’s) who attended the show with their overgrown burnout bone-buddies.

(John tries – and nearly succeeds – to remember what happened at Red Rocks)

First guest was Josh Keaton, the voice of, among many others, the title character on The Spectacular Spider-Man. Josh told some great stories about his career, including his first role in an Osh-Kosh commercial at the ripe old age of three and his visit to Neverland ranch as a member of pop group. He met Michael Jackson and gave us a few tidbits about the ranch – including the fact that it was staffed and operational 24 hours a day – even the candy shop. Did we mention 24 hours a day? Who needs Now n’ Laters at 3:30 AM? Oh yeah, drug addicts.

We then sprung a surprise on Josh – he’d be the contestant in a round of Rollin’ on Dubs! We showed a soundless clip of alumnus guest Brian Huskey (http://thestream.tv/?v=1347), and Josh voiced a comedy routine or two over Brian’s work.

This was hunger-inducing labor, so Josh gracefully shared his prize recipe with the audience. In a segment of Bargain Vittles, our guest took us through all of the steps required to make the patented In N’ Out Double Double and Animal Style Fry Burgerito. Josh delicately sliced the burger into sections and wrapped it with a generous helping of the cheesy fries into a family-sized tortilla. Presto, instant dinner!

Next up was Suzanne Whang. Suzanne was the host of HGTV’s House Hunters, but in contrast to her sober hosting duties on the show is also a wickedly funny stand-up comedian. She demonstrated this by giving a taste of her stand-up character, Sung Hee Park, a shy Korean immigrant with no command of English who tells horribly racist jokes out of complete ignorance.

(Suzanne prepares to shock Stu – felching [and confession], here we come!)

Once upon a time, Suzanne was also a show host on Playboy radio. She proved this in graphic fashion by describing the act of felching, which really shocked everyone in the studio. And if you’re unsure what felching is, you’re less enlightened and probably healthier and happier for it than we are.

Nevertheless, a queasy sexual act was somehow the right note on which to end the show. While Stu gamely attempted a recovery from the sex conversation, John serenaded us goodnight.

It’ll be goodnight for a quite a while – we’ll be taking a short hiatus, to return in mid-September. Until then, enjoy your summer and check us out at http://livefromthefuture.com/.

(Stu prepares for the hiatus by getting drunk on official Live! From the Future beer – which is definitely not a name brand crudely covered with a sticker or anything)

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Wrap: Conor Knighton from Current TV

From Current TV’s #1 show infoMania, Host/Executive Producer Conor Knighton!

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Stu threatened to “do the show in reverse”, but that would mean we’d have to get dressed during the show, and nobody wants clothing on the internet, so we did it medium old-school. We kicked off with a round of that old family favorite, Softcore Hollywood Hits. After @JohnFulron gave us a lovely theme song, it was time to get dirty in an after-school special type of way. Stu mutated Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen into Transporners: Revenge of the Ballin’ and the chat room blessed us with: Hotel For Doggie Style, Harry Potter and the Half-Boned Prince and naturally, Alice in Underpants.

(John: “Smell it!” Jessie: (thought bubble): “Don’t”)

The massive, many-branched sequoia of entertainment that is Live! From the future… grew ever higher with a segment of the fan favorite: Jeff Trail: Mid-Level Warehouse Manager. Then it was time for a visit from Conor Knighton, host of Current TV’s infoMania. Conor gave us fun tidbits about his show and the benefits/perils of having Al Gore as a sort-of boss.

(Conor scares Stu with his vast knowledge of the counties of West Virginia. 18 seconds!!!)

More importantly, Conor showed off the skills he can’t demonstrate on-air at infoMania, particularly his ability to name all 55 counties in his native West Virginia. Conor’s not only full of useless skills, he actually demonstrated the proper way to position a paper toilet seat cover (the trap door of the cover goes in the front – to protect your man/lady/man-lady business). With everyone’s business thus protected, Stu, Jessie and The Fulron signed off.

(Jessie and Conor get into the post-show, and each other, while everyone else gets some much needed sleep.)

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