Chanel Ryan – bikinis, beer and the Bahamas!

LIVE! From the Future…with Stuart Paap!

Welcome our guest, Bikini Model, Chanel Ryan!

(Check out her episode HERE!)

Don’t let anybody ever tell you that trucker speed don’t work, ’cause we loaded up on it by the barrel (kidding, Mom) and brought the party on Tuesday, May 19th at 8PM (exactly!) Even my Mom was on the show and had a PBR (“it’s a little spicy!”).

(Model Chanel Ryan answered a question from the chat room while I wondered if I left my Ford Escort unlocked).

I was slugging some sweet sweet (and personally branded) PBR (which should be called: Paap’s Blue Ribbon). Of course, every show I am joined by “El Rapisto”, Juan Fulton, and he told me that if my hair was running for President – it would get his vote. Usually we are with Jessie Schneiderman, but she was sick We missed you Shcneiderpants! However, Jess V ably filled in.

We also talked about how TheStream.TV is transitioning to Wide Screen as of June 8th, 2009, but John’s biggest concern was: “Am I going to look fatter in widescreen Stu?” “No, just Girthier”. Then John delivered 3 genius songs right on the spot in an-interactive-chat-room-centered-bit called You Supply the Song Title, including “Drunk dialing ex-girlfriends”, “Red Hot Pooper” (About Mexican food) and of course: “Love ran down your leg”

(America’s Son, John Fulton made up 7 new songs in one night – just another night.)

Next, Jeff Trail paid us a visit, then I interviewed candidate #2 for My New Friend; a Mr. Steve Tiezen (who turned out to be candidate #1, Dave Tieck, in disguise). Eventually, I got to speak with the real candidate #2, Octavia Smith, but things did not go too well (Dave and Olivia started dry humping in the lobby).

(Chanel Ryan considered a marriage proposal from a chatroomer named RockLobster35 for about 2 seconds.)

Then, we met bikini model Chanel Ryan! We discussed which coast has Costa Rican drug smugglers (hint: it’s the one near the water), plus, she told us how she’s a vegetarian but still eats at McDonald’s (it’s a technicality). Then we watched some of her Beach Moves in a video clip, we played Bedroom or Kitchen? with some naughty bits, and finally we gave away some (hopefully waterproof) Chanel Ryan playing cards and posters.

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All photos by Lightning Bolt Magistro

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We hart Shane Hartline

LIVE! From the Future…with Stuart Paap!

May 5th, 2009!

SNLorBUST.com’s Shane Hartline!

(Watch Shane tear it up on our show HERE!)

We strapped on our helmets and did some 4 wheelin’ – in a live-online-comedy-talk-show kind of way. The handsomely attired and vivacious Jessie Schniederman told us the definition of a F.U.P.A. (apparently, it’s not a Sylvester Stallone movie), Juan Fulton (which means John Fulton in English) played the 5 string tonight and I gave everyone a whiff of my musk (er… strike that).

(John and Jessie try to inhale the “contact high” in the room; doesn’t work that way.)

First up, we delivered you some good news: 6 bright spots in the economy! Then we did the chatroom’s favorite new bit: You Supply The Punchline – Star Trek Edition, (even Brian Gramo brought us a punchline from/for the nerds). After that, Jessie showed us her new look: Barcelona-hipster-meets-1976-Pennsylvania-Dutch-Country-Summer-Camp-Cheerleader, and I gave everyone a taste of Nelson, my Dad’s Ecuadorian tennis pro.

(Stu, John and Jessie point to the one pervert on the show – YOU – on the roof of TheStream.TV 2.0 studios)

Next up, I decided to open my life for one more friend in a new bit called: My New Friend. First contestant was Australian Dave Tieck. His entrance was weak, and he is Australian (is that even a country?), and he was boasting a limp handshake… Needless to say, it was not looking good. But then I had him plan our perfect man-date (which involved squash – the sport – not the vegetable), and things were looking up!

(Dave Tieck tries not too hard to become my friend and I survey the results.)

Then, we powered up with 30 seconds of IM names (Someone’s name in the chatroom was: FultonYay), we welcomed Shane Hartline (SNLorBust.com), talked about his new DVD called: Skittin Across America, discussed how he’s giving proceeds to the Chris Farley Foundation, gave away some DVD’s, took some questions for Shane from the chatroom, watched Shane try to talk to an alien (Jessie ruined it), saw the Happy Dog Dance, and rounded out the interview with an improvised scene of Batman (Stu) and The Joker (Shane) arguing over Mexican food.

(Shane considers running out on the show and I grow a hand on my face).

Finally, for all the hardcore fans, we brought out Strictly Platonic! – No sex, unless we do.

All photos by Lightning Bolt Magistro

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Character Shane Hartline is coming!

Ever wanted to be on Saturday Night Live? Well comedian/filmmaker Shane Hartline is out to make it happen for himself. He’s not going the traditional route however, he’s using the Internet! He’s using his website, SNLorBust.com as the means to achieve his lifelong goal, to get an audition for SNL, and he’ll be joining us on Live! From the Future next Tuesday May 12!

Check out his many characters:

Even though he’s only 22, he’s got 7 years of Improv Experience, and I bet you would never guess that he was an Independent Pro Wrestler for 3 years! He’s also made various appearances on small Television shows, Independent Films, Improv Shows and radio events.

In 2005 he started his own video production company, Wooden Steel Productions through which Shane has produced Comedy Sketches, Live Webcasts and much more with his friends and anyone that wants to be involved!

You can find more of his videos on YouTube, subscribe to his blog, or follow him on Twitter! If you’ve got questions for Shane, post them on the Live Message Board!

Remember to tune in on TheStream.TV next Tuesday May 12th at 8pm PT/11pm ET.

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Brian Huskey – very funny and hung like a mule.

LIVE! From the Future…with Stuart Paap!

May 5th, 2009!

Comedian, actor Brian Huskey!

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Brian Huskey (pronounced WHOS – Kaaaay) or as he maintained: Brian Huunshzqe was the hilarious guest. He was, what we like to call, A GAMER – up for anything, including telling us how his ex-roomate Rob Corddry used to be a serious actor. Seriously.

He also told us how a wandering squadron of Lebanese men invaded the set of VH1’s Free Radio and stole their food, what it was like to work with Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly, and he gives the exact dimensions of his man business.

Then, we did not one – but three full rounds of Jeff and Rick Trail: Mid-level warehouse managers (must watch), did one version of FREAKY TALENT (which involves both his lips and some lube), saw a new exclusive video of I LOVE LA, and then rounded it out with improvised 15 second commercials, in Spanish, Stu vs. Brian (involved beer, knives, Jessie, and two mustaches.)

PLUS – we kicked off the show with chat room – You supply the punchline! and gave you one and ONLY one Useless Fact about Cinco de Mayo! Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriba – a ha ha ha ha, etc. and all that Jazz.

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